The Missing Postman
If anyone asked him, Wayne would tell them he was the Missing Postman. Sometimes people would ask him what he meant because, in their simple understanding, he was here in front of them, so clearly not missing at all. Wayne would just smile and change the subject. It wasn’t surprising that people came to think that Wayne was a little odd, if not seriously disturbed. In fact, Wayne was employed by the Post Office to make enquiries when postal items went astray. He was the man who looked after the Post that was Missing. He was the Missing Post Man. If you knew Wayne, you would wonder how he kept his job. He was certainly no intellectual giant and he had an irritating habit of constantly singing old Everley Brothers songs in a low, monotone voice. More than one fellow-employee had asked for a transfer after one too many choruses of Bye Bye Love. But Wayne was always neatly dressed; his mother iron...