Ten Minute Exercise - 24 June 2022

 

THE HAMMER AND THE HATCHET

 

A stranger walks into a general store and buys a hammer, a hatchet, some rope and an apple.  What does he do with them?

 

Ron, the man behind the counter, looked at the oddly-dressed who stood facing him. He wore tight buckskin trousers, a green waistcoat and a hat with a feather in it.

 

“What can I get for you, sir?” asked Ron.

 

“I need a hammer, a hatchet, some rope and an apple, please,” said the customer.

 

“That’s an odd mixture,” Ron commented.

 

The customer burst into tears and said, “My wife has been kidnapped by the Sherriff and he won’t release her unless I shoot an arrow off my son’s head with an arrow.  I need the hatchet to clear away the bushes from the area and the rope to tie him up so he doesn’t wriggle.  The apple is for his head. I’ll need the biggest you can find.”

 

“And what about the hammer?” 

 

“Oh, that’s just to tack down some loose lino in the kitchen.”

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